Even Snoop Dogg understands this.

Even Snoop Dogg understands this.

tensioned:

my anaconda wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole

(via symphonyofawitch)

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo


 look at that kangaroo

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

look at that kangaroo

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via symphonyofawitch)

"If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun."

Katharine Hepburn (via purplebuddhaproject)

I’m slowly going to drift away and soon I won’t be there anymore. I’ve always been the one to watch out for everyone, except myself. If someone was left behind, I was there. But if I was left behind, no one cared. If someone needed a shoulder, I was there. But if I needed a shoulder, I would use my pillow. See, thing is I can be a straight up bitch, but I’m also sensitive and kind. For some reason I can’t be selfish like others. If I have a slice a pizza and there’s none left, I’ll give it to you. Why? Because I’ve always put others before myself…even if they would never do the same. But soon I won’t be there anymore…I’ll be around people who would at least do the same.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Frrreal.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Frrreal.

"Touching him was always so important to me. It was something I lived for. I never could explain why. Little, nothing touches. My fingers against his shoulder. The outsides of our thighs touching as we squeezed together on the bus. I couldn’t explain it, but I needed it. Sometimes I imagined stitching all of our little touches together. How many hundreds of thousands of fingers brushing against each other does it take to make love? Why does anyone ever make love?"

Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via writurs)

(via deepspacesighss)

beyonceish:

if ur not treating ur dog like they’re ur own family what are you even doing with ur life